Everything Sarah Palin has done, ever

by | Jul 13, 2009


From the Wasilla Frontiersman, Sarah Palin’s hometown newspaper:

To the editor:

I am a supporter of Gov. Palin from Staten Island, N.Y., and blog exclusively about her accomplishments, an activity I find particularly uplifting and inspirational.

 [Cue some stuff about N.Y. governors being rubbish.  Then…] 

I am compiling a master list of Gov. Palin’s 2009 accomplishments — a project that has taken several hours and is nowhere near finished. I had to build a team of authors on my blog just to cover her accomplishments. There are simply too many in volume, size, scale and scope to be covered by one person. Sarah Palin accomplished every goal set forth when she campaigned to be your state’s governor. Her staff remains and is on the same page with her. She is a textbook transformational leader — the type studied in MBA courses. She performed her service with honor, grace and to the highest of standards.

Free of gubernatorial limitations and unbound from the shackles of frivolous ethics complaints, Gov. Palin can and will accomplish even more for Alaska and for our nation. Everything she has done thus far will pale in (pun intended) comparison to what she is about to do.

Ron Devito

He’s not making it up. Check out Ron’s month-by-month breakdown of our next President’s accomplishments.

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