Daily Mail poll #fail (updated)

The Daily Mail, bastion of British bitterness, is frothing at the mouth at plans to allow travellers (or as columnist Richard Littlejohn prefers, “raggle-taggle Romany gipsies… Irish tinkers, itinerant scrap-metal merchants, scruffy hippies…[and] dubious waifs and strays from Eastern Europe doing a bit of freelance begging”) preferential access to health care.

Not wanting them to be left out, it put up a poll to allow its readers to stick the boot in too. Unfortunately, results don’t seem to be turning out the right way. I wonder how long it’ll take before the Mail’s Supreme Leader – editor, Paul Dacre – steps in to sort things out. I feel a fix coming on…

Daiily Mail - Gypsies Jump the Queue

Support up above 90% now – you can vote here.

Update: And the fix is in – seems like Supreme Leader Paul Dacre has cracked. Three different computers (two of which have not been used to vote from) show the poll has now been blocked…

Daily Mail blocks its own poll

An expert speaks

Via Charlemagne at the Economist, this small gem: BBC News Online interviewed social networking expert Jonathan Zittrain at Harvard about the use of social media technologies in the Iran protests, and asked him whether this was a seminal moment for social networking.  He began his response thus:

“It’s just too early to say but my expertise tells me what is going on is extremely interesting.”

More from Jonathan Zittrain a bit later in the programme…

Fool’s gold

The good stuff - Flickr User BuillionVault

The good stuff - Flickr User BullionVault

It’s well known that in times of crisis, people fall back on the certainties of old. Among these is that gold is a good investment, for gold always holds its value far better than, say, real estate. The current recession is no different. Back in October there was a brief media hullabaloo about people buying up gold in droves, forming queues outside bullion merchants.

Now we are seeing something totally new. Indeed, there is no end to human ingenuity. While Japan has long led the pack in eccentric vending machines (purportedly used underwear being the most famous among many products available), in Germany a bright spark named Thomas Geissler has hit upon just what’s needed in these trying times: gold bullion vending machines! I’m kicking myself for not having come up with that one. According to the FT:

For €30 airport shoppers could buy a 1g wafer of gold, with a larger 10g bar priced on Tuesday at €245 and gold coins also on sale.

When the Financial Times bought the cheapest product it was dispensed in an oblong metal box labelled “My Golden Treasure”, with a certificate of authenticity signed by Mr Geissler but no receipt and the wrong change. Mr Geissler said he hoped to have a more advanced prototype available this month.

Still, I suppose spending your money on gold from a vending machine has to be a better investment plan than that of the woman who saved $1 million in her mattress, only for it to be thrown out by her daughter.

Our new head of MI6 in action

If you want to see Sir John Sawers, the new head of MI6, in action, check him out in this steely confrontation with Iran’s foreign minister, from Norma Percy’s recent excellent documentary, Iran and the West. The incident is 1 minute 15 seconds in.

I recommend watching the whole episode by the way – fascinating interviews with Putin, Khatami, Straw, Armitage, Fischer, Bolton and others. Sawers is one of the main interviewees, and later in the programme tells of a secret deal Iran offered him in London: let us enrich uranium, and we’ll stop killing your soldiers in Iraq.

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