Who do you think wrote this poem?
“My Ideal World.” It begins: “If I had my ideal world I would not allow weapons and atom bombs anymore. I would destroy all terrorists with the Hollywood star Jean-Claude Van Damme. I would make people stop taking drugs…” He wrote a somewhat chilling short story called “My Father Was a Ghost,” in which his father haunts him by pretending to be a spirit.
Can’t guess? It’s Kim Jong Chol, second son of probably-dying North Korean despot Kim Jong Il, or so says well-known Asian politics site Gawker. Sadly, he’s not the son likely to take control in Pyongyang. One can only imagine the joyous international reaction to a covert Belgo-Korean mission to take down Bin Laden…