“Spectre Force” – no managers need apply

Six years ago I wrote a thriller, “Death Ground”*. Set in a dystopian 2019, the manuscript’s protagonist was Jeff Strangford, a burnt out undercover operative who infiltrates an eco-terrorist cell. This turns out to be an al-Qaeda front operation run by a renegade but hot Frenchwoman. Along the way Strangford is aided by a gifted hacker called Alec Sulco, erstwhile member of a clandestine cyberwarfare team known as “Spectre Force”…

“Spectre was a black ops outfit, an outlandish mishmash of hackers, programmers, cryptographers, financial analysts, safe-breakers and demolitions experts – young whizz-kids and criminals who could spy and skirmish in cyberspace, hack into a satellite,  a corporate database or the computer system of a stock exchange, and take down a country’s grid or a city’s water supply in a matter of hours.”

No publisher would touch “Death Ground”. For years I wondered why. Now perhaps I’m starting to get the picture. The UK government has announced that it plans to set up an Office of Cyber Security and a Cyber Security Operations Centre, to counter cyber-attacks made by hostile regimes, terrorists and criminals. Cyber security minister Lord West said that the government is turning for help to former illegal hackers… (more…)

Ban Ki-moon: “noodge” or gambler?

Next week, Ban Ki-moon reaches the halfway point in his term as UN Secretary-General.  There’s been a trickle of negative stories of late about his performance.  Justified or not, they’ve brought his SG-ship (and what he needs to do to win a second term) into focus.  The debate has also introduced me to the fine word “noodge”.

The trouble began with a piece in the Economist giving Mr. Ban scores out of 10 on aspects out of his tenure.  8/10 for seeing the “big picture” on climate change and food scarcity, but 3/10 for “speaking truth to power” (mainly on Sri Lanka). Then this:

Management skills: 2/10 Mr Ban cuts an isolated figure, cut off by an inner circle of mostly Korean advisers. Communication with senior staff is poor, and since Mr Ban is not a good listener, it is hard to harness their expertise. What is needed is some leadership from Mr Ban and some clear goals to aim at.

Unluckily for the SG, this article came out just before his monthly press conference, and a canny hack asked him to comment. His response (which you can see here) has been described by UN-watchers as “angry” and “robust”.   The sheer passion doesn’t really come across.  But the FT got in on the act a few days later:

The questioning of Mr Ban’s record has become a staple of conversation among staff at the UN’s New York headquarters and of diplomatic chatter among the foreign missions that crowd midtown Manhattan.

So I doubt that the SG feels that well-disposed to the British quality press (times change: Kofi had a number of former FT journalists in his executive office). The Korean press has been complaining about the articles’ apparent anti-Asian bias.  The worst was to come from the US this week. Here’s Jacob Heilbrunn at Foreign Policy on, er, “the World’s most dangerous Korean”:

It’s not that Ban has committed any particularly egregious mistakes in his 2½ years on the job. But at a time when global leadership is urgently needed, when climate change and international terrorism and the biggest financial crisis in 60 years might seem to require some-any!-response, the former South Korean foreign minister has instead been trotting the globe collecting honorary degrees, issuing utterly forgettable statements, and generally frittering away any influence he might command. He has become a kind of accidental tourist, a dilettante on the international stage.

And so on. This time, it was Ban’s Chief of Staff Vijay Nambiar who got to strike back:

Heilbrunn’s account of United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon in Foreign Policy’s July- August issue abounds in innuendo and patronizing commentary instead of serious analysis. Where others have seen Ban Ki-moon’s commitment to “big picture” issues such as climate change and the global food crisis, Heilbrunn only sees smoke and mirrors. Where others see the soft-spoken but tough-minded Secretary General speak out forthrightly amidst the rubble in Gaza, the author sees a “nowhere man”, and a “dangerous Korean”.

Hm: it looks like Ban’s team has filleted the Economist‘s reference to the “big picture” but let other parts of its critique drop. Well, you can’t blame them for a bit of spin. And Mr. Ban will welcome a profile in The Nation that is far more sympathetic to his style:

Ban feels most comfortable and useful in the role of global noodge and pivotal player among nations and nongovernmental actors. A genial man given to informality who has been known to break into ditties or self-deprecating humor at sedate dinners, he is neither a charismatic figure nor a spellbinding speaker. He tries to cement his position a little wonkily through issues, with the world financial crisis sharing the top of the priority list with global warming.

Admittedly, the piece does go on to criticize the SG’s management style, but the battle for his reputation remains open.  What’s striking about the entire debate is that everyone (bar Heilbrunn) accepts that Ban’s tenure will be defined by climate change, on which he’s staked a huge amount of political capital.  Stuff like Darfur, high on his agenda in 2007, is out of the equation.  If the Copenhagen negotiations go well (which Ban may affect but cannot control), he’ll be able to draw a line under a lot of criticism.  If they prove unsatisfactory, there’ll be a lot more negative stuff.  For all his wonkiness and noodgity (if that’s a word) the SG seems to be a gambler who likes big stakes…

UPDATE: Stephen Schlesinger has weighed in with a broadly favorable profile of Ban for the Huffington Post.  And Ban has responded – in a typically measured fashion – to media criticism in a weekend interview.

UPDATE #2: But it’s not over.  Inner City Press (which is pretty virulently anti-Ban) implies that the Washington Post and NYT may swing in soon.  Even Al-Jazeera has got a dig in.  But Ban has doubtless taken comfort from a poll showing him to be the world’s most trusted statesman after Obama.

Anglo-Iranian relations face new low: AKA spooks on a plane

In the light of ongoing events in Iran (which sadly seem to be in danger of being utterly overshadowed by the other thing), various commentators have been focusing on why exactly it is that the regime reserves its greatest hatred for Britain? Surely America is the ‘great satan’? Why are we taking the flak all of a sudden? Of course, it’s historical. You can look at pretty much any world trouble spot, rogue state or basket case, and find the legacy of the British Empire behind it somehow. (more…)

Jackson tributes: Chavez, Marcos and 1,500 prancing prisoners

Yesterday, David picked up on a fake tribute to the late Michael Jackson from “David Miliband”. Here are some tributes, culled by the New York Times, that appear to be real:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez called the star’s death “lamentable news,” though he criticized the media for giving it so much attention.

Turns out that “Thriller” was actually pretty popular among autocrats:

The former Philippine first lady, Imelda Marcos, said she cried on hearing the news. “Michael Jackson enriched our lives, made us happy,” she said in a statement. “The accusations, the persecution caused him so much financial and mental anguish. He was vindicated in court, but the battle took his life. There is probably a lesson here for all of us.”

Which is, presumably, that the rule of law is a bad and dangerous thing? Imelda should know: she was acquitted on 32 graft charges last year, but has another ten to go. Anyway, not everyone is vindicated in court – and it can get pretty crazy in jail:

Jackson fans lit candles at a spontaneous memorial in Hong Kong, while in the Philippines, a dance tribute was planned for a prison in Cebu, where Byron Garcia, a security consultant, had 1,500 inmates join in a synchronized dance to the “Thriller” video. “My heart is heavy because my idol died,” he said.

Fair enough. My heart would get a bit heavier because I was treating 1,500 human beings as prancing automata, but that’s a matter of taste. Could a tribute come from a more depressing source? Er, yes:

Fellow singer Celine Dion said in a statement, “I am shocked. I am overwhelmed by this tragedy. Michael Jackson has been an idol for me all my life.”