Chuck Norris fact #09

by | Sep 15, 2008


LARRY KING: The question about the money spent on Iraq was a fair question, Chuck. Isn’t that a lot of money?

CHUCK NORRIS: … we can debate the question of whether we should be in Iraq or not, but we are there and we gotta take care of the situation there. I’ve been there twice, Arianna. I’ve done two tours over there. I know what’s going on over there. You haven’t been there.

This latest revelation must surely secure a place in the most popular facts about Chuck Norris. The current list (in case you’re wondering):

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than
2. There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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  • Charlie Edwards

    Charlie Edwards is Director of National Security and Resilience Studies at the Royal United Services Institute. Prior to RUSI he was a Research Leader at the RAND Corporation focusing on Defence and Security where he conducted research and analysis on a broad range of subject areas including: the evaluation and implementation of counter-violent extremism programmes in Europe and Africa, UK cyber strategy, European emergency management, and the role of the internet in the process of radicalisation. He has undertaken fieldwork in Iraq, Somalia, and the wider Horn of Africa region.

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